Heaven Help Us Half Marathon

$15 - $25
Sun Jan 26, 2025

Heaven Help Us Half Marathon

Sunday, January 26, 2025, 8 am CDT

21,097 meters? Are you serious?!

Winter months are for training! This one is for those who can’t get enough time in the saddle. The Heaven Help Us Half Marathon is a virtual erg race that will convince you one way or the other if distance rowing is your jam.

• Results reported to Concept2 Rankings.

Entry Fee Options:

  • Full Entry $25 – All race merch and media
  • Speed Pass Entry $15 – Race access only

Entry fees are the same for US and International racers and include shipping and handling.


Heaven Help Us Half Marathon Prizes!!

Full-entry racers will receive:

  • 3" UV-protected vinyl Heaven Help Us Half race decal
  • Certificate of completion
  • A social media share image of their accomplishment

Speed Pass Racers will get access to the race but no merch or media.

Racer Shipping Address

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Rules & Info

Start time is 9 am CDT

RACERS IN OTHER TIME ZONES may compete independently at their local time on Sunday, January 26, 2025, at 8 am, but MUST manually submit their results on ErgZone within 24 hours of completing the event at their local time.

COMPETING ON AN OLDER MODEL ERG? You can still compete if your erg doesn't have a PM5 monitor. You won't be able to connect to live racing on ErgZone, but once you manually submit your score on the ErgZone app, it will count in our official results and rankings.

Age Divisions

  • SGGM = Super Great Grand Master > 70
  • GGM = Great Grand Master > 60
  • GM = Grand Master – 50-60
  • M = Master – 27-49
  • O = Open – 20-26
  • JR = Junior – 0-19

Weight Categories

  • Lightweight Women: <= 135lbs (61.5kg)
  • Heavyweight Women: > 135 lbs (61.6kg)
  • Lightweight Men <= 165lbs (75kg)
  • Heavyweight Men > 165lbs (75kg)

Adaptive Categories

  • PR1
  • PR2
  • PR3

Refunds & Scratches

There will be no refunds. Please know this upfront. We count on your entry fee to support this event and all its associated costs.


By registering for the Ergon Metron or any other Fools Fest Sprints event, I declare that I am physically able to compete and in no way hold Fools Fest Sprints, ErgZone, or any of their partners or sponsors liable for any injury or health issue I may sustain by participating. I'm entering at my own risk!